Spank’s Greetings and Happy New Year!


3 min readFeb 13, 2024

Over at Spank HQ, we closed out 2023 with a bang. Content was aflowing, contests were contesting, and the mood was very merry indeed. We’ve also been kicking ass and taking names on the activism front, so here’s what you missed if you got a little too turnt on eggnog.


I don’t gotta dance, I make Match-y moves…

We are ringing in the year with a paid content collaboration opportunity.

From January 17th to February 29th, 2024, performers can earn up to 800 buckaroos simply by joining the Match community and creating content featuring our sassy swag or website. Talk about a win-win. Sound like something you might be into? There’s still time to get in on the fun!

Collaborate with us


Winner winner Christmas sinner!

It wouldn’t be a celebration without a contest! Naturally, Team Spank kicked off the most wonderful time of the year with a little holiday-themed contest on Twitter. Six winners were selected and awarded 300 dollars. It pays to be on Santa’s naughty list!

See the submissions


Allie for President!

Our very own Allie Knox has been fighting the good fight against financial discrimination, teaming up with our friends at the FSC (Free Speech Coalition) to advocate for policy change.

As you can see from the FSC’s annual report, this year saw some major wins and progress, including 36 Congressional meetings and 31 briefs filed by FSC lawyers against age-verification laws.

Ever the freedom fighter, Allie also made an appearance on the Decrypt podcast to educate listeners about the intersection between sex work and cryptocurrency as well as share her firsthand experience with financial discrimination. If you didn’t catch it, it’s definitely worth a listen!

See Allie in action


Safety first at AVN

Convention season is an exciting time for people in the adult community and Team Spank can’t wait to hit up AVN! And because we live in the future, we’ve created a handy digital business card with a QR code for all our SpankMatchers.

That being said, no matter how much fun you’re having, it’s important not to throw caution to the wind when traveling and networking. Remember, as*holes live everywhere, so SpankU created a dedicated list of pro-tips to stay safe while you’re taking care of business.

Get schooled


SpankMate of the Month: Rocky Emerson

Everything about Rocky Emerson is larger than life. With her every inch of her sky-high legs, tall tatted bod, and perfect curves, our SpankMate of the month is the ultimate glamazon. While she may enjoy rock climbing, she’s just as talented at climbing other hard things… if you catch our meaning. Don’t miss our lingerie-clad shoot with this brunette stunner!

Find Rocky on Match




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