Happy New Year, Spankers!
Happy New Year, ya’ filthy animals! Despite Miss Rona’s prolonged stay, Team Spank has still managed to thrive during this second year of these unprecedented times. 2021 was quite the wild ride and we’re sliding into 2022 like a horny follower slides into a sexy star’s DMs. So without any further ado, here’s last year’s highlight reel and a sneak peak of all the good stuff that’s yet to come!
Home sweet new home
If there’s one thing that 2021 taught us it’s that dreams do come true and UNIcorns do exist. Size queens know that bigger is always better, especially when it comes to square footage. So we were absolutely PSYCHED to move our Spank HQ to a fabulous mansion in Nevada.
We’re looking forward to making plenty of magic happen in this awesome new space. Speaking of moves, a big chunk of our team is actually in Colorado now, and we’ve doubled in size.
Pop goes the NFT
Ask and you shall receive! After an off-hand Twitter joke on our favorite 4/20 holiday about creating our own NFT, the overwhelming response turned things more serious, so we decided to double down and give the people what they want and Spank Pop Shots was born. The first edition of our limited-edition 4-card packs took the cryptosphere by storm and sold out in the first 90 minutes of our pre-sale. The success of our second drop proved that Pop Shot’s popularity was no proverbial flash in the pan, and we can’t wait to explore the full potential of this new product in 2022. (More on that later.)
Extra, extra! Read all about it!
Spank is no stranger to the press, and we’re happy to report we made some noteworthy news in 2021. Like we said, Spank Pop Shots caused quite the stir, so it’s only natural that the world’s sexiest NFTs earned themselves a few headline appearances in YNot and XBiz, just to name a few. Team Spank’s very own Sydney Leathers also saw her name in black and white, but this time for all the right reasons. Mel Magazine did a full feature on one of our MVPs, where she talked about life post a certain infamous sexting exchange and her future as part of the SpankChain family.
That’s not all folks
We’re not losing any steam this New Year. In fact, we’re kicking off the first month of 2022 with the release of Spank Pop Shots, 3rd Edition, featuring sexy performers and signature unicorn cards. Mark January 19th on your calendars, because this drop is sure to go fast.
SpankPay V2 is also in the mix. We’ve been listening to all our customer concerns over the past few months, and we’re almost ready to show you how we’ve put all that valuable feedback into action. Users can look forward to a new and improved UI that prioritizes transaction transparency: Fees will now be displayed in real-time prior to a transaction, and all your transaction details will populate on one, easy-to-read line. SpankPay users can send money to each other free of charge.
Last but not least, we’ve started onboarding beta testers to our top secret project designed specifically to help performers shine and keep making all that sexy content you know and love.
SpankMate of the Month: Gorgeous Aphro
Looks like Santa got something way better than cookies this year… Meet our December SpankMate Gorgeous Aphro! This thicc Southern belle joins us all the way from Dallas, Texas, and by the looks of things, she had Santa (aka Ameen) shouting “Yeehaw!” instead of “Ho, ho, ho.” Make sure to check out some of the sexy snaps and her full interview below!
Stage name: Gorgeous Aphro
Instagram: @TheGorgeousAphro
Twitter: @GorgeousAphro
Spankpay.me: Gorgeous Aphro
Hometown? Dallas
What are your career ambitions? To have a successful porn career and be acknowledged for the things I produce.
So you have any hidden talents? I’ve got nothing to hide.
What turns you on? Successful and sensual men.
What turns you off? Men who contact me for free things and gossip.
What’s your dream job? I’m doing it.
What’s your perfect late-night snack? Hummus.
The secret to your heart is ____. Love and sensuality.
You love to ____ when no ones looking. Play with my butt cheeks
What do you find sexy in a partner? Their communication skills.
You may look innocent but ____. I’m very guilty.
What’s your favorite physical feature on a partner? Their hair.
What’s your guilty pleasure? Naked mirror posing.
2021 SpankMate of the year!
Twelve lovely ladies made sweet, sweet love to the camera for us this past year, and honestly, we’re flattered. Picking a SpankMate of the Year is hard work, but someone’s gotta do it. So, without any further ado…
Our SpankMate of the Year is the bold, the blonde, the booby-licious… Brittney Andrews! The AVN Hall of Famer was kind enough to extend her talents to Spank Pop Shots and has been a valued source of support this past year, showing us lots of love on Twitter, and we can’t think of anyone who deserves this more. Congratulations and thank you, Brittney!
Connect with SpankChain
For more information about the SpankChain project:
- Watch our introduction video
- Follow us on Twitter (SpankChain, SpankPay)
- Join us on Discord
